It was really dark and cold but the fought of hoomin food drove us on. We had to go down dis dark alley dat was a dangerous sort of place for two non streetwise puppies like me and my buddy, Jess.
"Come on Baxter be brave, weve come to far to back out now." she said to be so I hardened up and carried on.
He was real scary and said,
"Wot ya want ya mutts"
Jess was unhappy by this and started to reach into her handbag for her breeders papers but I had the wise head and said,
"We here to meet up wif Mr The Supplier"
"OK come in, giv me da camera Mr Supplier cant be identified you mutts"
All I could think of was 'Shut up Jess' dont upset this guy. So in we went into da office where I handed over da dog kibble as payment.
"Hi Mr Supplier......."
"Shut up mutts he said, heres da bomb, I know were youz live and If you breeve a word of dis to identify me I send my boys round to do youz over, got it"
"YES Mr Supplier I got it" Dont even tink of saying anyfing Jess!!
"OK mutts piss off"
So, after gettin camera back, we leave as quick as we can Jess and Me didnt wanna stay any longer than we need to I was scared outa my curls!!!
He was the nastiest baddest scariest Spaniel I or Jess had ever met!!!!!!!!
Off down da road we run and run till we is home again. phew safe at last.
Den we look at da bomb and it look a bit bigger dan we fought but what we know. In 24 hours we find out.
Till tomorrow BOL Baxter