I've noticed this thing in the kitchen da hoomins call a fridge, it seems to have a never ending supply of nom nom's. I gotta get in there and raid it somehow.
You can see just how much nom nom is available if I can just find a way in there and that's when I hatched this plan.
If I can just get in I have unlimited hoomin food and that be da bestset idea ever.
I have tried:
- Digging my way in, very unsuccessful cause da floor is really hard not like the garden outside which is soft and easy to dig.
- Running at da fridge and read butting it but again dat was really unsuccessful and all I did was make da hoomins laugh and give myself a sore head. Tank goodness my twitter furiend Coney stopped me overwise I have permanant sore head,
- Look for da keys was anover plan that I came up wif. If da hoomins need keys for da car dere must be keys for somefing as important as da fridge.
- I also tried a ladder but day dont make ladders for anyone wif more than the two legs, none for us four legs at all.
None of dem ideas worked out so then da masterstroke........a BOMB
You see here the layout of our target area and can understand just how much problem there is in getting access for the assault on da fridge.....
You can see from dis drawing dat Jess did do for me, cause my Internet allocation is used up twittering, where we hide and set off da bomb and den we in to da food. Yippy BOL.
Me and Jess have even had a few trial runs while the hoomins havent been her.
Here we are checking just how long it takes us to get from da fridge to da safe zone dat we have got worked out.
So dats da plan
Do youz see any flaws wif the plan as it stands?
See anyfing we could do better?
Anyfing we havent tried before we do da bomb fing?
Where does a Bichon and a Spoodle buy a bomb from?????